Dec 15, 2006

Friday 4pm Contemplation


A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

I think that at 5 o'clock I will need to do some hands on experimentation...

Arrogant Bastard Ale

6 comments:

caveman said...

BUAHAHAH...and its my day off from fighting with you... cheers to the Texan

Chubwaybway said...

That is one seriously, wicked strong ale!!

HillCountryGal said...

HILARIOUS!!!
BTW, I had set up a new blog dedicated entirely to Dubya. It's called - "The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
http://deadlegdubya.blogspot.com/

navyswan said...

Tag, you're it!

HillCountryGal said...

Are you still performing that experiment? LOL!!!

Fade said...

HCG- Well, let's just say it was a rough weekend, and I think that Although I culled the herd properly and with extraordinary gusto, It may be there are a few side effects, like not being able to get a damn thing done today...