Feb 1, 2007

Homeland "Security"

The Dept of Homeland Security, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending terrorists. The Democratic Congress decides to test their abilities.

They release a rabbit into a forest and each group has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They issue an press release announcing that they are sorry for the collateral damage but the rabbit had it coming.

The Dept of Homeland Security goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!" Mission Accomplished.

And for an unfunny joke, just consider how bad President Bush and his men screwed the pooch on 9-11. Remember- Clinton PREVENTED the trade center from being destroyed. Bush didn't.

Cheney and Bush killed anti-terrorist investigative funds, they dismantled anti-terror operations, and they concentrated solely on their drive to invade Iraq- EVEN BEFORE 9-11.


and a tiny little article that illuminates the mindset behind their actions:


1 comment:

Old Broad said...

Wouldn't it be fascinating to read how many frigging MOM & POP operations, alongside the BIG BOYS, have BENEFITTED out the wazoo from the greatest crapshoot of all time, Homeland Security.
What a colossal scam.