Losing Gracefully

"I Will Fuck You All in Half!"

Discipline, Lack Of

Yes, its the weekend and i am bored

I watched that, and I remember how it felt - to feel like that. Long time ago.

And immune to those feelings now, I wonder if I am better - or worse.

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And then I find this Holy Hell ,

"Lust, you are a thief."

I am in love again. with the thief who has stolen these words from my heart and placed them on display where I could steal them back... Nothing is so invigorating as the cold splash of furious poetry across my numb,dumb face... Wake me and Take me.

and I realize, we don't ever become immune. but fortunately, we can express it a lot more eloquently as our pain ages...

It was a brief romance, just the way I like them...

Bask in my love and let me run before you can discover how impure my love really is.

apology for paradise tasted, but never given.

Drunken Vid Bloggin: Loverboy

They never have EXACTLY what you are looking for... But. still, its amazin how much shit "they" have...



I guess she was married to him. But as of the filming of this video, it sure looks like she is ready to make it through the night without him...



I am now in love with Rita Coolidge. Or the memory of Rita, as it were...

Bonus afterthought #1 : Kris is giving off a pathetic horndog vibe in this vid.

You know, before I started drinking heavily, I never knew how bad-mfkn-ass these guys really were..



Start me like a motor, make me run... Can you believe I'm down to the fuckin rum? I bet you can..

No matter how FUCKED UP i might get, I take solace that I'm not THIS fucked up...


and, for the record, i wuz lookin for Take me to the top, with the line "Help me make it through the night" which explains the Kris Kristofferson vid above. Couldn't find that fucker on youtube, but I downloaded the whole "Loverboy Library" (self-inflicted) while I put together this blogpost. And, full disclosure: I'm out of fucking beer.

And lest I leave any douchebags out, This one's for Maverick-



Bonus Afterthought #2: Rita, Rita, Rita.



Bonus Update 3: My wife is really pissed that I woke her up with an emergency blog about Loverboy and Rita Coolidge.

Geez. I thought she loved me.

Fafblog Back?

Or is Giblets just fucking with us on April Fools?

http://fafblog.blogspot.com/

...and all I got was this lousy youtube...

Freida Bee has the intertube of the week - (below the Johnny Cash)

Shatner, Seventies, Scifi Awards show

Levels of Fucked up

Whiskey Dick


Beaver Enlightenment


Stuck Sober


Totally Fucking Wasted out of Your muthafucking gourd

Schnell und wütend

If you come to a fork in the road, take it!

Interesting side trips:

Terrorism and Radicalization- What Not to Do, What to Do - Comprehensive presentation on the WHYS of terrorism that was presented to the U.S. State Department by Scott Atran

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When Scientists flip-flop - Scientists discuss the matters that they have changed their minds about...

I, myself, am on the cusp of changing my mind about a personal scientific theory I've held for years. I've always believed that insects were evolved from plants. But, with each new year of experience and wisdom I am beginning to feel that my heartfelt theorem of Botanical Phytoplankton Insect evolution may have been merely a self-delusion. It's hard to let go of this gut scientific knowledge. ;)

The World's Greatest Rubbish Dump -100 million tons of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean
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Healthcare is NOT an issue in the greater scheme of things - There are bigger things afoot. If we cannot become more self-sufficient on a statewide basis, this country will fail in a big way. Our state governments need to worry less about the federal tit and more about building a localized system of energy, food production, and healthcare. If the oil crunch came today, we would collapse as a nation.

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The Poison Tree truth about Guantanamo Bay - Chris Floyd explains that America's Gulag is just about domination. Innocence or Guilt need not be a factor.

My Love for you is like a truck...

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I cant imagine

Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon

I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call USA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time. Any fucking day.Learn to swim, I'll see you down in the bottom of the bay

Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your race and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your sex and Fret for your past and Fret for your car

Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal wavesFollowed by faultlines that cannot sit stillFollowed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits

And Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soonI certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim.Learn to swim.Learn to swim.

Mom is going to fix it all soon, Mom is coming round to put it back the way it oughtta be...Learn to swim

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones

Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos

Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory

Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas

Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure leaders

Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Time to bring it down again

Don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it all come down suck it down flush it down.

The Adventures of Hercubush!

Distractions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZSKvSz1roQ

1971 years is just too damn long to wait...

Zaius ....
Zaius ...
Zauis ...

My faith is restored!

In what, I have no idea, but after this post by Dr. Zaius, I am yet again humbled...

um... is it Friday yet.

Are YOU a member of the Zaius Nation yet?

America, the Misunderstood!

Total Perspective Vortex has a Video up....

Those crazy brown people hates the freedom...

Friday Rapture

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters


Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again


Just Cuz

The Men who SHOULD be leading the Country

Watching the Democratic debate versus the Republican
debate, one thing is glaringly obvious: ANY of the Democrats would be a major improvement over these sock puppet corporate clowns on the Republican side.

Edwards is my choice, but props to Kucinich, Biden, Dodd, and Richardson for simply appearing sane compared to the monkeyfucking shit-for-brains like Guliani, Thompson, McCain,etc..

Kucinich - very well laid out plans

More Kucinich at C&L

Gravel missing, of course, because he's too honest

Oh, and LMFAO AGAIN- ANOTHER anti-gay Republican is busted, this one dressed up Like Guliani (women's lingerie) having sex with a man in a nudie booth...

Republican Richard Curtis hastens to say : "I'm not Gay". I just like having gay sex while wearing women's clothes in public places.

Oh, Well THAT makes it okay then. Carry on. How can we win the war in Terror if our Republican war mongers can't dress up like chicks and blow men in public restrooms?

I wish they just didn't like my fucking pants

Friday Funked up Video
Enjoy.
Do something worthwhile with your life this weekend, you worthless bastardos!



www.thebastardfairies.com

More

http://despair.com/watchmore.html

This odd little video is Six minutes long, It's Quicktime. But it is ...

I don't really have the words for once.

Watch it.

Civics and Duty

This is a simply stated and yet eloquent appeal to every American.

If our children don't understand what's at the heart of Democracy, and we fail to teach them- then we will lose it.

Hat tip to Americablog

Because of Iraq...