Regarding the whale going to heaven, Jesus did say, "Blessed are those who weep and mourn, for they shall be comforted." Somehow, I think he'd just feel beached in ours, beached on streets of gold.
What would a whale heaven look like? I suppose he'd find all his family. Lots of roaming space, maybe, with seas of krill for the gulping? Perhaps that would be krill hell.
I imagine it would look something like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKULBu3SlOE&feature=related
Or here's something terrible. Perhaps, if one holds to the theory of transmigration of souls, this whale is some tortured soul purging past karma. Who would deserve a fate like that, I wonder?
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Regarding the whale going to heaven, Jesus did say, "Blessed are those who weep and mourn, for they shall be comforted." Somehow, I think he'd just feel beached in ours, beached on streets of gold.
What would a whale heaven look like? I suppose he'd find all his family. Lots of roaming space, maybe, with seas of krill for the gulping? Perhaps that would be krill hell.
I imagine it would look something like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKULBu3SlOE&feature=related
Or here's something terrible. Perhaps, if one holds to the theory of transmigration of souls, this whale is some tortured soul purging past karma. Who would deserve a fate like that, I wonder?
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